Self-absorbed actor Steven Toast is the perfect comedy character from BAFTA-winning Matt Berry.
If your name isn’t big on a theatre poster, do some individual leafleting outside the building making sure that it’s YOU who has star billing!
Never speak in a sentence with more than six words in it.
Stay away from the BBC – especially charlatans like Mews Frumpty.
Don’t try and ‘make friends’ with the casting director. Keep things on a professional level. Never follow them home or become a sinister ‘stalker’-type hanging around their house.