7 Wise Quotes from Steven Toast

Self-absorbed actor Steven Toast is the perfect comedy character from BAFTA-winning Matt Berry.

Hamm On Toast

Hamm On Toast

 

If your name isn’t big on a theatre poster, do some individual leafleting outside the building making sure that it’s YOU who has star billing!

Never speak in a sentence with more than six words in it.

Stay away from the BBC – especially charlatans like Mews Frumpty.

Don’t try and ‘make friends’ with the casting director. Keep things on a professional level. Never follow them home or become a sinister ‘stalker’-type hanging around their house.

 

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